BACKSEAT SANDBAR

VAMPIRES REJOICE AND BITE THEIR THUMB AT GARLIC.

The jury is still out about whether garlic prevents heart disease, states an editorial published with the study in the Archives of Internal Medicine. Regardless, this is total crap. Garlic is good for your heart. Ask anybody. Cholesterol is due to respond to these unfounded allegations by noon yesterday. In the meantime, please proceed with your daily routine as if you never heard this news.

-Management