BACKSEAT SANDBAR

1. Rodrigo y Gabriela- Tamacun
2. Arcade Fire- No Cars Go
3. Andrew Bird- Heretics
4. Bear Colony- Hospital Rooms Aren't For Lovers
5. Cat Power- The Greatest
6. Lily Allen- Friend of Mine
7. Secret Meeting- The National
8. Brett Dennen- She's Mine
9. I am the World Trade Center- Love Tragedy
10. Sondre Leache- Phantom Punch
11. Pink Moon- Nick Drake (permanently on list)
12. Gym Class Heroes- Cupid's Chokehold
13. Regina Spektor- Fidleity
14. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm- Crash Test Dummies (you know how it is)
15. Mika- Grace Kelly
16. Clipse- Trill
17. Modest Mouse- Dashboard
18. Jens Lekman- Pocket Full of Money
19. Joanna Newsome- Cosmia
20. Rainbow Chaos- Gibson Sticks

*These songs only represent the author's tastes. The source of these "discoveries" lies with my brother...a musical pioneer, or one who killed trees to make forts and shoot people in wooly suits and gold buttons.

No real intro needed. This is a highlight reel of the high school cheerleaders that didn't get pregnant. Good thing because their children would have tried to drink lighter fluid out of a cloud. Go team!

Pacman Jones "made it rain" at a Las Vegas strip club last week, making him the NFL Player of the Week...according to Jazmine and X-Ray Freddie. Basically he took 81,000 $1 bills in a plastic trash bag and threw it over the female employees at the Minxx Gentleman's Club. Suprisingly, a riot ensued. Luckily, "Pinky," a server at the Minxx, turned into a ghost and ate all of the money. It has not yet been determined why a strip club employee would be named "Pinky." More details as they arise.

Best news of the day. The National announced their new album "Boxer."

Worst news of the day. It doesn't come out until May 22.

Check out their myspace page in the meantime: www.myspace.com/thenational

VAMPIRES REJOICE AND BITE THEIR THUMB AT GARLIC.

The jury is still out about whether garlic prevents heart disease, states an editorial published with the study in the Archives of Internal Medicine. Regardless, this is total crap. Garlic is good for your heart. Ask anybody. Cholesterol is due to respond to these unfounded allegations by noon yesterday. In the meantime, please proceed with your daily routine as if you never heard this news.

-Management

Best Picture: The Departed

Best Director: Martin Scorsese- The Departed

Best Actor: Forest Whitaker- The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress: Helen Mirren- The Queen

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson- Dreamgirls

Best Supporting Actor: Alan Arkin- Little Miss Sunshine

Best Animated Short Film: The Danish Poet

Note: These are just guesses...you know how the Oscars never turn out as you expect.

The Coin Master - Celebrity bloopers here
My brother's quarters video. I taught him everything he knows...about photosynthesis.

See more of his crazy face-loop at http://www.dignanzissouhart.blogspot.com/