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Pacman Jones "made it rain" at a Las Vegas strip club last week, making him the NFL Player of the Week...according to Jazmine and X-Ray Freddie. Basically he took 81,000 $1 bills in a plastic trash bag and threw it over the female employees at the Minxx Gentleman's Club. Suprisingly, a riot ensued. Luckily, "Pinky," a server at the Minxx, turned into a ghost and ate all of the money. It has not yet been determined why a strip club employee would be named "Pinky." More details as they arise.